Random guy: "I don't know what happened, I was just hanging out and next thing I knew I was on your ship."
Sisko: "How dumb do you think we are, you're doing this intentionally. Kim, program the transporters to automatically transport any new person who appears on this ship into the cargo hold, and program the cargo hold to vent into empty space if all crew members disappear from the ship."
Code of Honor (TNG):
Sisko: "I don't have time for this. Transport Lt Yar onto the ship, and take the damn medicine too."
False Profit (Voy):
Sisko: "Transport those ferengi from the surface and take the ship into the damn wormhole."