: Hmm, should I take one more picture of my food and post it to Instagram, or should I just eat it? If I take a picture, the food will get cold, but if I don't, how will my friends and mild acquaintances know what I've made for dinner?
: There's my body...over there!
: Woah, careful where you're pointing, Martok, if you're not careful, you'll poke someone's eye out! Oh, um, well you know what I mean!
: So, does that mean no more strip Tongo before
the wedding, also?
: Hold on, I can't get a wireless signal for the PADD. I told Starfleet they should invest in a 4,000G LXE data plan, but do those dishonorable petaQ listen...