"Benjamin, just let us see how you've mutilated the goatee".
"I'm deep in thought...".
Kira and Dukat scout out the secret Deep Space Nine character clubhouse...
: "I don't believe it. Even Mora Pol
got an invite. He's, like, in two episodes!"
: "Is that...George Primmin?"
"That caption master is an imposter! I'd recognise LeadHead anywhere, and that
is no LeadHead!
: "Oh, that's right, you were unconscious last contest..."
"Beautiful. The sun rises over its pristine domain, bringing new light to the crisp perfection of nature's bounty. *Sighs contentedly*. After a breakfast of freshly killed SnarGh beast, we rise to meet the freshness of a new day".
: "I'm going to throw up".