Aside from the cheese, that sounds like the worst meal ever.
I know I tease you endlessly with this, but tell us again: how much time does it take you to take a dump?
Anywhere between 15 and 45 minutes.
I've gotten better, though. Now I just take fiber supplements. And corn. I eat a lot of corn.
I actually like vegetables. I just prefer cooked vegetables that you would eat as a side dish. And I really don't like leaves.