Janeway's first meeting with Ambassador Flora of Triffid IV didn't go as smoothly as she'd hoped.
Neelix: What can I get for a two year old Ocampa female?
Doctor: My holographic mate treatment worked perfectly, though as I understand it the holodeck was left in a bit of a mess.
Janeway: Doctor, that's to your 'treatment' regime, I have have five fertilised gelpacks!
Janeway: So this is what a Vulcan-gelpack hybrid looks like.
Drone: We are the Zombie Borg. We will eat your brains. Resistance is futile.