Hello everyone and welcome to the new contest!
First up to the plate, we have the "Zapp Brannigan's Ship to Ship intimacy" Award, going to:
Beverly: Captain, we're concerned. I have reason to believe that your... ramming the Enterprise into the Scimitar over and over again may be caused by some sort of deep-seated sexual frustration.
Picard: Don't be absurd, doctor.
Riker: With all due respect, captain, the "ramming" has produced a dozen shuttlecrafts already, and the Scimitar is filing for support payments.
Next, we have the "Logical Response" Award, going to:
Herkimer Jitty wrote:
"Damn it, man, you green blooded hobgoblin!"
"If you'll pardon me for a moment doctor, I am recieving a hail from 1-800-Go-Fuck-Yourself."
Next, we have the "Constructive Criticism" Award, going to:
Nerys Myk wrote:
DECKER: Relax, its was just an early review. I'm sure the later ones will be more positive.
We have an extra award, going to:
Picked Bill to direct Star Trek V.
Beverly: You gotta do something about Data. He rediscovered a video of Tasha, Deanna and I showering after a swim from our first year on the D. He created a holoprogram out of it and keeps the file in his quarters.
Picard: Number One, can you deal with Data about this?
Riker: I'll take care of it. *leaves*
Crusher: I didn't mention the video also includes Worf in the background.
Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!
Lets keep things going!