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Old January 13 2013, 09:55 AM   #1
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Movie Caption Contest #229:

Hello everyone and welcome to the new contest!




First up to the plate, we have the "Zapp Brannigan's Ship to Ship intimacy" Award, going to:

BriGuy wrote: View Post


Beverly: Captain, we're concerned. I have reason to believe that your... ramming the Enterprise into the Scimitar over and over again may be caused by some sort of deep-seated sexual frustration.

Picard: Don't be absurd, doctor.

Riker: With all due respect, captain, the "ramming" has produced a dozen shuttlecrafts already, and the Scimitar is filing for support payments.
Next, we have the "Logical Response" Award, going to:

Herkimer Jitty wrote: View Post


McCoy: "Damn it, man, you green blooded hobgoblin!"

Spock: "If you'll pardon me for a moment doctor, I am recieving a hail from 1-800-Go-Fuck-Yourself."
Next, we have the "Constructive Criticism" Award, going to:

Nerys Myk wrote: View Post


DECKER: Relax, its was just an early review. I'm sure the later ones will be more positive.
We have an extra award, going to:

Maurice wrote: View Post


KELLEY: They what?!
NIMOY: Picked Bill to direct Star Trek V.




Finn wrote: View Post


Beverly: You gotta do something about Data. He rediscovered a video of Tasha, Deanna and I showering after a swim from our first year on the D. He created a holoprogram out of it and keeps the file in his quarters.

Picard: Number One, can you deal with Data about this?

Riker: I'll take care of it. *leaves*

Beverly: *smirks*

Picard: What?

Crusher: I didn't mention the video also includes Worf in the background.
Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!

Lets keep things going!







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