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Old January 13 2013, 05:24 AM   #40
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Re: TNG Caption This! 299: Great Days Ahead!

Crusher: He's farting himself to death, Captain.
LaForge: Farting all of us to death, you mean.
Picard: Is it the Edo God?
Edo God: NOT US, DUDE.
Picard: <channeling Kirk> Soooooooooooooooong!!!!!

Picard: Number One, remember that force field you activated around those two intruders on the bridge?

Riker: Way ahead of you, sir.

Yar: Is it Friday night already?

Mr Data, why is your internal servo fluid all over my ready room? Did you blow a gasket?

No sir. A Yridian.

Picard: Now that's a payload I'd like to dock.

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