He's farting himself to death, Captain.
of us to death, you mean.
Is it the Edo God?
NOT US, DUDE.
<channeling Kirk> Soooooooooooooooong!!!!!
Number One, remember that force field you activated around those two intruders on the bridge?
Way ahead of you, sir.
Is it Friday night already?
Mr Data, why is your internal servo fluid all over my ready room? Did you blow a gasket?
No sir. A Yridian.
Now that's a payload I'd like to dock.