Sisko - What's wrong Old Man?
Dax - I have to leave, i have fallen in love with Quark. His penis is this long and I can't get enough of him!!!
Sisko - That is possitively disturbing!!!
Worf - I guess I win again. Some people can't handle their bloodwine.
Bashir - I am hit, I am dying... cough.... go on without me.
Kira - Erm doctor, this is just a security drill. We aren't using live weapons.
Garak - Now Mr Worf, it is natural to be nevous your first time but I will be gentle, I promise.
Worf - Oh Garak do you promise you'll still love me after?
Garak - Of course I will me darling.
O'Brien - What in the hell is that growling?
Dax - Didn't Worf and Garak go upstairs a little while ago?