Sisko: What's the matter old man?
Dax: I've just walked in on Julian in the shower. His penis is this big!!
Sisko: Really? I thought it was only his Inteligence that was enhanced
Mortok: What in the.... (collapses)
Garrak: Now that we are alone Worf, I have to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. I love you
Worf: Get your hand off my ass before I break it and lets never talk of this again!!!
Terry: What is that? It looks like a furry dildo
Colm: It's called a boom mic, now can we please get on with the scene?