Picard - Lt Worf, open hailing systems.
Yar - Worf sir? He's helmsmen, I open the hailing systems
Picard - Oh your still here? Number 1 I thought I told you to fire her.
Riker - Well yes you did but if I got rid of her I'd be stuck with Troi and I'd rather tap that ass!
Picard (stares at Yars butt) - Fare enough.
Picard - Number 1 you have the bridge. No-one is to disturb me in my masterbatorium.... erm I me Ready Room.
Worf (Speaking to Picard)- Honestly sir I know Geordie went from Lt Jr Grade to Lt Commander in 2 years but I do not need him to monitor my work. i know where the phasers are! It's this button here.
Geordie - Actually Worf that's the horn.
Worf - Oh.....
Picard - And thats why Geordie is there..
Troi - I sense danger...
Data - What is it?
Troi - They are down to their last Milky Way bar in the venting machine.
Crusher - His systems have shut down.
Picard - Will he OK?
Crusher - I don't know, the damage is quite extensive.
Picard - Oh thank god, I really didn't want to go to his Violin concert tonight.