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Old January 12 2013, 09:15 AM   #9
Insp.LeStrange
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Re: VOY Caption This 98; Con and Conditionality

Thanks for the wins, Ln X!Woo hoo!

Janeway to bridge, I need a volunteer to help me trim my bush.
...
Janeway to bridge, I need a volunteer to help me trim my bush.
...
Janeway to bridge, I need a volunteer to help me get rid of this plant.

<doorbell rings>




Neelix:
...but as it turned out, it was literally just a plant.

Kazon: This kind of thing happens to me all the time.

Neelix: Oh? Do you have these funny little miscommunications too?

Kazon: No. I force crewmen to shave my bikini area.




The bad news is that Vorik went through three holograms before he could initiate pon farr without crying.

And the good news, Doctor?

We've got the whole thing on video.




You don't seem shocked, Seven?

I am not. The Borg acquired knowledge of Smurf porn holography when we assimilated species 3521 on Stardate 23453.4.

This is no hologram, Seven.

Intriguing....



Chakotay:
Looks like this Borg died with his pants around his ankles.
Seven:
How do you shit in the woods, Commander?

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