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Old January 12 2013, 01:06 AM   #3
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Re: VOY Caption This 98; Con and Conditionality

Thanks for the win!



Plant:
Lieutenant Vilix'pran reporting for duty. I'm afraid I'm budding again.



Neelix:
Yeah that's right, I'm Captain Janeway's top negotiator every time she has to deal with a dangerous species that might kill her--- oh, now I get why I got the job.



EMH:
After successfully providing Ensign Vorik with a holographic mate, I took the liberty of programing you one too Captain. He's waiting for you on holodeck two.



Janeway:
TV seven? Aren't you a little more sophisticated than that.
Seven: Your taunting is irrelevant. I shall assimilate all information on the Sopranos.



Borg:
I wish the Voyager writers remembered we're supposed to self-destruct when we die. That sure would beat sitting here, slowly decaying over the years and I swear that vulture is chewing on my genitals.
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