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Old January 11 2013, 09:10 PM   #134
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Re: Now That John Logan Has Proven Himself, What Went Wrong With Nemes

jpch wrote: View Post
I honestly think Star Trek fans are a bit obsessive ...
''there is no D'Derix Warbird omg!!!! the movie sux''
lol
Well as a TNG fan, I can only speak for myself, but, you know, being TNG movies, I wanted to see TNG stuff in them.

This is how I remember the entire TNG movie series in checklist form:

1. Kill Kirk. Check
2. Destroy the Ent-D. Check
3. Replace with hideous looking ship with insect like nacelles. Check.
4. Give us a 15 second taste of a Borg battle, then spend 1 1/2 hours with a drunk loser on the surface. Try to make us believe this guy single handedly invented Warp Drive. Check.
5. Defend a colony of self righteous pricks who don't want to share their "fountain of youth" energy source. Check.
6. Boob and zit jokes. Check.
7. Make a clone of Picard that looks nothing like Picard, except he's bald.
8. Have a completely ridiculous and heavily out of character Dune Buggy scene just because "it's cool".
9. Kill Data.
10. End TNG in the most depressing way possible.

Bonus:

11. Don't give us movie versions of the awesome Romulan D'eridex Warbirds. Instead give us Romulan ships that look like malnutritioned, decrepid seagulls. Check.
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