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Old January 11 2013, 07:01 AM   #68
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Re: Favorite blatant contradictions

Logically I do agree, but sometimes emotions blur the subject.

The NAZIs invented snorkels.

Can you imagine the world if we took all the snorkels and burnt them and then refused to produce any more?

I don't float. Seriously I just walk on the bottom of swimming pools. I'm very dense, and I can't hold my breath very long.

It's fricking dangerous.

If it wasn't for NAZI Gemany I would never dare swim in any water above my nipples.
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