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Old January 10 2013, 03:08 PM   #24
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Re: TNG Caption This! 299: Great Days Ahead!

LaForge: "So you're in the doghouse with Chief O'Brien, huh?"
Worf: "I do not wish to discuss it."
LaForge: "Well, the whole ship is getting his side of the story."


LaForge: "I heard you went to his appreciation of British comedy night."
Worf: "Yes. He was showing something called... sitcoms."
LaForge: "Ah. He showed Red Dwarf, didn't he?"
Worf: "That is when Nurse Ogawa called me a communist."
LaForge: "Red Worf? I get it. Is that when you...?"
Worf: "Certainly not. Besides I understand the joke. My human parents taught me about communism, an honorable, if flawed philosophy."
LaForge: "So why did you...?"
Worf sighs: "It was when the one named Lister called the one named Rimmer a smeghead."
LaForge: "I don't get it."
Worf: "I said that at least I had the decency to wash my ridges."
LaForge: "And that's when everyone laughed at you."
Worf: "Yes."
LaForge: "And that's when you put a bat'leth through Chief O'Brien's vintage DVD player."
Worf: "Yes."
LaForge: "See, now that's why you don't get invited to parties."
"Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right.
Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end."

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