"Hmm... Sorry, Doctor, but it's really no contest. Commander Riker's 'command face' beats yours by a mile."
"Walter! You've got to sit at the weapons console before we can shoot this scene!"
"No! De veapons are evil! And dangerous! And dey hate me, personally!
"Let me guess. Recent convert to 'method' acting?"
"They're always difficult for the first month or so."