The crew wants you to pronounce it "skedule," Jean Luc. The other way sounds, well, douchey.
I've also updated your jacket size with the quartermaster, sir.
Query, Doctor: "Rusty trombone?"
Put Jim on speaker, Spock.
We're not going to roofie you to 'probe your missile silo,' Chekov!
Date rape is a Russian inwention!