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Old January 9 2013, 12:08 AM   #3512
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Assassination. Klingon Chancellor Gorkon was the victim of one in 2293.
B is for bridge. Every starship's got one.
C is for Colonel West. Starfleet Assassin.
D is for Data's head. It spent 475 years in an underground cavern beneath San Francisco, and it's there even in the J.J. Abrams timeline.
E is for Enterprise. NCC-1701.
F is for Fan Dance. Uhura was terrific at it.
G is for God Slaying. Something Kirk was good at.
H is for the Horta. A silicon-based lifeform that probably poops breast implants.
I for Independence. The Kriosians won theirs from the Klingon Empire in the year 2367.
J is for James Tiberius Kirk. Captain of the Enterprise.
K is for Kirk, James Tiberius. Captain of the Enterprise.
L is for Leonard James Akaar. High Teer of the Ten Tribes of Capella IV.
M is for Melota. The second half of the eponymous pair in one of the greatest Klingon operas ever written.
On Halloween Night the Great Temporal Pumpkin rises out of his chroniton patch and flies through space with his bag of new timelines for all the children.

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