A is for Assassination. Klingon Chancellor Gorkon was the victim of one in 2293.
B is for bridge. Every starship's got one.
C is for Colonel West. Starfleet Assassin.
D is for Data's head. It spent 475 years in an underground cavern beneath San Francisco, and it's there even in the J.J. Abrams timeline.
E is for Enterprise. NCC-1701.
F is for Fan Dance. Uhura was terrific at it.
G is for God Slaying. Something Kirk was good at.
H is for the Horta. A silicon-based lifeform that probably poops breast implants.
I for Independence. The Kriosians won theirs from the Klingon Empire in the year 2367.
J is for James Tiberius Kirk. Captain of the Enterprise.