Archer: what's up with Malcolm?
Phlox: he's got a case of numb tongue at the moment captain.
Hoshi: I'm Hoshi Sato and that was six o clock enterprise news.
Archer: my god this 50 shades of grey really is dirty.
T'pol: I told you so captain.
Hoshi: what you smirking at?
Travis: I've just put lip gloss on trip whilst he was sleeping hehe
Trip: wow I look great this lip gloss complements me, now pout. Ohh yeahhhh.