Tasha: sorry sir...
Picard: Tasha did you use my personal toilet?
Tasha: again sorry sir
Picard: bloody stinks in there.
Worf: hello my names Worf and this is Geordie my assistant and we're the iprobe geniuses how can we help you?
Troi: children!! They always run off.
Data: doctor, quick take a picture of my plank.
Doctor: taken that's going straight onto FEDBOOK
Picard: doctor will you tag me in it please.