: And that Tom-boy haircut, who does she think she's fooling, Number One?
: You realize I'm right here, Captain...
: Engage cloaking device!
: It doesn't work that way, sir.
: Number One, you have the bridge. I have to watch that sexual harassment video because of what happened with Lt. Yar...
: You know, I hate when Patrick calls us up here to prove to his friends he's not racist...
*in the background Patrick
: See, I have black friends, I'm totally not racist!
: Come look at the quaint 1980's technology over here!
: Is that...it's Mr. Radar!
: Well, the screen wasn't fully rendering, so I decided to un-plug/re-plug Data to see if that helped. It didn't.