Sisko: I'm sorry ma'am we've taken away your quarters you haven't been keeping up with your payments.
Ezri: but noo..
Martok: it's called Klingon planking.
Worf: Worf to Odo, we've caught another one urinating on the promenade on his way home from the bar. Prepare another cell.
Kira: you think it's clever what you've just done?
Bashir: ..but the plant needed watering officer *hic*
Garak: have you had an injury that wasn't you're fault?
Dax: we best call Garak back sounds like worf's just had an injury.