Thanks to Leadhead and Red Dwarf for the belly laugh!
Riker: "Damn! Some assless chaps would look fine on that!"
Yar: "Hey! The day you see that, is the day it becomes standard uniform."
Picard: "A captain should lead by example, don't you think, Numbah One?"
Riker: "If it inspires the right attitude in the crew..."
"Dear God! What have I started. I wish I was dead..."
Picard: "Computer. Transport urinal to this location."
Worf: "Six weeks ago you were an Ensign, now you outrank me. Who do I have to kill to get a promotion on this ship?"
Riker: "Quick, follow that cleavage."
Picard: "What's wrong with him?"
Crusher: "How should I know? I'm a doctor, not a mechanic."