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Old January 7 2013, 03:34 PM   #7
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Re: TNG Caption This! 299: Great Days Ahead!

Thanks to Leadhead and Red Dwarf for the belly laugh!




Riker: "Damn! Some assless chaps would look fine on that!"
Yar: "Hey! The day you see that, is the day it becomes standard uniform."
Picard: "A captain should lead by example, don't you think, Numbah One?"
Riker: "If it inspires the right attitude in the crew..."
Yar: thinking "Dear God! What have I started. I wish I was dead..."



Picard: "Computer. Transport urinal to this location."



Worf: "Six weeks ago you were an Ensign, now you outrank me. Who do I have to kill to get a promotion on this ship?"



Riker: "Quick, follow that cleavage."


Picard: "What's wrong with him?"
Crusher: "How should I know? I'm a doctor, not a mechanic."
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