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Old January 7 2013, 01:08 PM   #6
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Re: TNG Caption This! 299: Great Days Ahead!



Tasha: The cable installers called sir. They won't be able to get here until sometime after 8 AM tomorrow and the year 3014. They said someone has to be here to meet them, or it will be another three millennia.

Picard: Maybe we should stick with satellite, Number One?

Riker: If you think so, sir.

Tasha: That might cut some costs, Captain.




If you need me I'll be under my desk.




I don't know, LaForge. Duranium?

Nope.

Cellulose.

Nope.

Polycarbonate.

Nope.

Look, I do not care what element your VISOR senses in Data's colon! Aaaggggh! Aluminum.

Nope. It was molybdenum, Worf.

Stupid! Stupid!

That word again: molybdenum.




Troi: I'm going to get a soft pretzel. I'll meet you at Forever 21.




Crusher: Fascinating.
Picard: His symptoms, Doctor?
Crusher: He has reverted to his default "pleasuring technique."
Geordi: Reverse Cowgirl Polarity.
Edo God: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
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