Yar: Captain! My console just locked me out.
Picard: Number One, take care of this.
Riker: Worf, your first job as Chief of Security, fire Tasha Yar.
Picard: Okay, who drew all over my desk with a magic marker?
Worf: Firing Phasers.
La Forge: There's no ships nearby.
Worf: I'm bored. Now go away.
Troi: Hey, come back with my hot chocolate!
Crusher: It turns out we were wrong, Jean-Luc. Tasha was too much for Data, not the other way around.