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Old January 7 2013, 02:20 AM   #3496
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Aliens. The first ones to visit Earth came many thousands of years before official First Contact was ever made.
B is for Boobs. Counsellor Troi had a smashing pair.
C is for Canada. Someone once mistook Will Riker as coming from there.
D is for Derriere. Deanna Troi's was quite lovely.
E is for Earth. The central homeworld of the Federation and a smashing place to get some Cajun food.
F is Fesarius, Flagship of the First Federation.
G is for Great Bird of the Galaxy. Nobody ever explained what it was supposed to be nor its origins.
H is for the High Advisor of Stratos; Plasus. Sort of looked like Yosemite Sam, but without the hat and mask. And H is for that he had his head up his....
I is for Iconian gateways.
J is for "Jim, what the hell kind of strategy is this?"
K is for Klingon sons of bitches.
L is for Leandra, Dr. Tolian Soran's wife who was killed by the Borg in the late 23rd century.
M is for M-113. Home of the salt-sucking shape-shifting sonofabitch that killed Nancy.
N is for Nanoprobe technology. The Borg were the recognized masters of it in our galaxy.
O is for Oath of celibacy. Jim Kirk never took one.
P is for Pardek, Senator from the Krocton Segment of Romulus for at least ninety years prior to 2368. He attended the Khitomer Peace Conference of 2293 and met Spock there.
Q is for Quantum Leap. TV show starring Scott Bakula who years later took a job acting in a Star Trek spinoff.
R is for RISK. "Risk is our business!!"
S is for Statue. Zefram Cochrane had a huge one at the site of First Contact in Montana.
T is for Transmuter. Definately not a magic wand.
U is for the Ultimate Computer. Which ultimately failed, miserably.
V is for Vanity. One of the factors that contributed to Sybok's downfall and necessitated a courageous final sacrifice to save Spock and his shipmates.
W is for War! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!
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