Crusher: "Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors and see all the people."
Picard: "Sorry to disappoint you, Beverly, but I cannot let you participate in this year's talent show."
Spock: "Darn. The Royale is calling. They want their robe back."
Despite his claim that she "vas inwented in Russia," Chekov's Lady Gaga impression was not well received.