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Old January 6 2013, 05:22 AM   #3489
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Aliens. The first ones to visit Earth came many thousands of years before official First Contact was ever made.
B is for Boobs. Counsellor Troi had a smashing pair.
C is for Canada. Someone once mistook Will Riker as coming from there.
D is for Derriere. Deanna Troi's was quite lovely.
E is for Earth. The central homeworld of the Federation and a smashing place to get some Cajun food.
F is Fesarius, Flagship of the First Federation.
G is for Great Bird of the Galaxy. Nobody ever explained what it was supposed to be nor its origins.
H is for the High Advisor of Stratos; Plasus. Sort of looked like Yosemite Sam, but without the hat and mask. And H is for that he had his head up his....
I is for Iconian gateways.
J is for "Jim, what the hell kind of strategy is this?"
K is for Klingon sons of bitches.
L is for Leandra, Dr. Tolian Soran's wife who was killed by the Borg in the late 23rd century.
M is for M-113. Home of the salt-sucking shape-shifting sonofabitch that killed Nancy.
N is for Nanoprobe technology. The Borg were the recognized masters of it in our galaxy.
O is for Oath of celibacy. Jim Kirk never took one.
P is for Pardek, Senator from the Krocton Segment of Romulus for at least ninety years prior to 2368. He attended the Khitomer Peace Conference of 2293 and met Spock there.
Human instinct is pretty strong. You can't expect us to change overnight.

- Jonathan Archer, 2151
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