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Old January 5 2013, 05:59 PM   #8
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Re: VOY Caption This 97; Sense and Sensibility

Thanks for the win!


Janeway: Do I know you?
Chakotay: I'm Chakotay.... you know... your first officer... I've been sitting next to you and standing in your shadow for seven years...
Janeway: No.. sorry. Doesn't ring a bell.



Chakotay: You said I'm the love of my life, but everyone who meets you forgets you and you abandoned everything and everyone you know to return to me?
Kellin: That's right
Paris(off-screen): Some life.. bet you wish -you- could forget it.



EMH: What do you think of my family?
Torres: Your wife sets women's rights back 400 years, your son is going to grow up used to the feeling of daily wedgies and your daughter just makes me want to hurl.



Torres: I just had a dream my boyfriend turned into a lizard and had kinky lizard sex with the captain!



Janeway: Gentlemen, these ratings are unacceptable. What do you intend to do about them?
Kim: Well uh...
Paris: Dammit captain, I can't carry this show by myself. Sure I'm an ace pilot, field medic, commando, I can build ships out of scrap parts and the women love me, but you have to get me a better sidekick. He's killing me.
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