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Old January 4 2013, 08:39 AM   #36
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Re: TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All!

Guinan: Around the world in eighty mother f*in days....
Data: Puttin on the Riiiiiiiiiiitz!

Geordi, Guinan asked me to tell you to stop transporting all the tequila.

Data: When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. That picture of you and Leah Brahms riding bareback on a unicorn is not in fact real, Geordi, but - a hologram!

Geordi: No shit, Sherlock!

Captain, are you aware that your tank is infested with Venusian sea monkeys?

What are they doing, Data?

They would appear to be giving me the middle flipper.

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