Janeway(to the writers of Voyager): You've given me a hologram, an Inspector, an alien and a lizard. Now you want me to marry Mr. Darcy? I would suggest you come to your senses before I do.
Neelix: There, there my sweet Kes. We'll get you back into corporeal form before you know it.
B'Elanna: There's a spider on your finger.
Doctor: Now if you take your fingers and pinch them like this...
Janeway's new bioluminescent coffee had some unforseen side effects...
Harry: Well...at least we won't need flashlights anymore!
Tom: Now just move your face a little that way...
Tom: Oh, I assure you, Captain, it's completely necessary. Now stay still. *turns and whispers to Harry* Now!
Harry: Janeway's duck face is going to be top story on the ship's news feed.
Tuvok: Species 8472 has evolved. They look like us, and they have a plan.
Seven: Accurate, but you've got the wrong show.