I can't believe you've let me do this to you under the table for five minutes without saying a word, Beverly.
<Riker clears throat>
, you walking abacus. If you order anything other than pepperoni on the pizza I'll have you in a court marshal for that little incident on Risa.
...and half sehlat sausage, half eel.
Why you pointy-eared, green-blooded -
May I remind you Doctor, of who manned the camcorder during said incident?
And then Chekov swore he would never pre-pay for a head job again.