: Look, Patrick, we've played along so, far, but really, it's been over 10 years now, and, well, it's over. At first, it seemed like fun, put on the old uniforms and recreate some of the scenes, but, it's time to move on.
: I see, thank you Doctor. Number One, your analysis of the situation?
: Clearly the Doctor has been brainwashed, Sir. I recommend isolating her before she causes real damage.
: *under her breath*
What the Hell, Frakes?
: *under his breath*
Oh, he's nuttier than a fruitcake, but until his checks stop clearing, I'm playing along...
: No, seriously, what's death like?
: Excuse me, Doctor, I'm getting a call that I have to take...
: Damn him and damn his invisible phone trick!
: What's the matter?
: He saw your head and thought Shatner's toupee fell off again...
: I don't understand.
: Pray you never have to...