That's bad and you know it
Though galleries are great places to troll if feeling naughty.
I don't touch the paintings. I just touch the dinosaur bones and really super old statues.
I mean this bone was INSIDE a dinosaur millions of years ago, who wouldn't want to touch it?
Yep, I do this, too. I'm a very tactile person, and to be honest I often forget I'm not supposed to touch stuff. Taprestry, fabrics and needlework are my main downfalls (though dinosaur bones are also cool beyond words). I'm a crafter myself and touch fabrics and material by instinct, and have been reprimanded several times in various museums for doing so.