Thanks for blending me.
Crusher: I've finished the crew evaluation, and only one crewmember needs to be put on an emergency diet.
Riker: It's Worf, right?
Spock: I have now listened to the entire 50 Shades of Grey audiobook and can find no logical reason as to why Uhura spends so much time alone in her quarters with it.
Chekov: Christ, Shatner wasn't kidding about what these uniforms do to your balls. For the love of God, change it for the sequel!