"I've called both of you here to say nice things about me."
"Any time now."
"Damn it, man, you green blooded hobgoblin!"
"If you'll pardon me for a moment doctor, I am recieving a hail from 1-800-Go-Fuck-Yourself."
"Yep. Carpal tunnel. One 'photon torpedo
' too many, eh Chekov?"