Happy New Year everyone! Sorry for the repeated delays. Lets get things moving.
First up to the plate, we have the "Design Oversight" Award, going to:
Drone 1: This would be easier if they had kept the "start" button.
Next, we have the "High Turnover" Award, going to:
R. Star wrote:
Krudge: Gunner, target their engine only. I want prisoners.
Other Klingon: Sir, you executed the main gunner, I'm just the janitor. I don't even know what an engine looks like.
Next, we have the "Starfleet's the Good Guys, Right?" Award, going to:
Spock: Ladies and gentlemen, I have just signed legislation outlawing the Klingon Empire. The Genesis terraforming of Kronos begins in four minutes.
Loved our Photoshops this contest! Two winners! Here they are:
Spock: If that concludes the meeting let the hot tub party commence. Please observe the dynametric limit on Speedo tension force. What is it, Mister Scott?
Scott<grumbles>: Fifty pounds per square inch.
Spock: Thank you
, Mister Scott.
Nerys Myk wrote:
SPOCK: And now Captain Scott will throw the ceremonial first dice and this casino will officially be open.
A Special Award goes to Isis
for making me laugh bigtime about an extremely annoying problem that I'm going through with Microsoft and Xbox Live. (Believe me the problem isn't funny, but given that I first saw this right after spending lots of time talking to a brick wall. "A brick wall" being a great name for Microsoft Support in my opinion at the moment.
Borg: "Since they made us put symbols in our password, I can never keep track of mine. I need some help--can anyone find me a criminal or a 10-year-old boy?"
Nimoy: Does anyone have a question?
*All hands go up*
Nimoy: That's not about Star Trek?
*All but two hands go down*
Nimoy: Nor The Ballard of Bilbo Baggins...
Great contest this time around! Congrats to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!