TFTW Hanukkah Solo!
Archer (o/s): I have an idea, instead of exploring new worlds why not we blow up random natural stuff? And you know entertain the crew?
Reed: With what sir? This is a ship of exploration after all.
Archer (o/s): Oh bugger it...
<Hoshi thinking> Now remember Hoshi if your teeth go whiter, it's not a sign your fading away from some transporter mishap...
Archer: Me and you on this bed right now making crazy passionate love due to being sexually repressed for so long?
T'Pol: Though it is a logical suggestion, I am not that desperate captain.
Mayweather: I have a confession; this ship is always on autopilot.
Trip: A platinum coloured wingnut? Awesome!