"If Lieutenant Reed doesn't stop sucking on lemons, the quantum citrus particle damage to his tongue could be permanent."
Gorn infiltrators should never forget to file down their teeth.
"That is not an iPad. That is a large Tupperware lid you are holding like an iPad."
"Well well well, what have we here?"
"Stop that right now. You are not
"Well, sure, I've got no idea how to fix this here warp engine. Never did. But I sure can grill up a mean catfish."