Phlox: "If Lieutenant Reed doesn't stop sucking on lemons, the quantum citrus particle damage to his tongue could be permanent."
Gorn infiltrators should never forget to file down their teeth.
T'pol: "That is not an iPad. That is a large Tupperware lid you are holding like an iPad."
Travis: "Well well well, what have we here?"
Hoshi: "Stop that right now. You are
not Lando Calrissian."
Trip: "Well, sure, I've got no idea how to fix this here warp engine. Never did. But I sure can grill up a mean catfish."