Riker: "Yes, the lad is yea high."
Policeman: "If we find him, I assume you want us to beam him straight to the Enterprise, right?"
Riker: "No, if you find him, beam him anywhere BUT the Enterprise."
Data: "That was the nicest outfit you could find for New Year's Eve?"
Guinan: "Nobody likes a smart alec, Pinocchio."
Riva: "Would you get your hands off my ears?"
Picard: "Would you get your
hand out of my armpit?"
Picard: "What do you mean 'we're out of gas?'"
Picard: "If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times, 'if the gas tank isn't full, the trip doesn't start.'"
Picard: "What do you mean, you forgot your ID?"