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Old December 31 2012, 11:56 PM   #13
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Re: TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All!

Riker: "Yes, the lad is yea high."

Policeman: "If we find him, I assume you want us to beam him straight to the Enterprise, right?"

Riker: "No, if you find him, beam him anywhere BUT the Enterprise."

Data: "That was the nicest outfit you could find for New Year's Eve?"

Guinan: "Nobody likes a smart alec, Pinocchio."

Riva: "Would you get your hands off my ears?"

Picard: "Would you get your hand out of my armpit?"

Picard: "What do you mean 'we're out of gas?'"

<brief pause>

Picard: "If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times, 'if the gas tank isn't full, the trip doesn't start.'"

Picard: "What do you mean, you forgot your ID?"
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