I'd settle for actual female shaped t-shirts.
btw those toasters don't work. I had a Hello Kitty toaster that was supposed to make Hello Kittys face into the toast by making that part more toasted, same as the Vader one. If you used white bread and if you toasted it to the point it was totally dried out and inedible you could just faintly make out the face of Hello Kitty. Or maybe it was the Virgin Mary, it was that fail.