Dukat: "I told you to quit five hours ago. You're out of money."
Weyoun: "This time is different. I'm sure of it. Put this data chip containing the secret coordinates of the Founders' Homeworld on 47 black!"
Dukat: "There is no 47 black!"
Bashir: "Sorry about the mix-up Quark. I'll exchange this chocolate milk with the orphanage that got your shipment of Klingon Whiskey. I only pray I can make it to Bajor before lunchtime."
Crewman: "I'm sorry I packed the wrong uniforms, sir."
Worf: "Jadzia! How could you!? This is terrible!"
Jadzia: "Okay, okay. I'll make the bed. Jeez, if someone saw that look on your face they'd think you just caught me cheating on you."