BTW--thanks for the win, a couple contests ago!
: GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!
Bashir suddenly realized he didn't need to bring more--even the decorators were already dead drunk.
: So...how do I hold it--like this? Do I hold it like this
, again? Captain...? Captain--do I hold it like this
: And after all
that analysis...you're expert opinion still
is that it's "a rock with writing on it?"
: Geez, Nerys! Do you in fact have expertize in these markings? Maybe...if we stare at it long enough... Captain? Captain?
That awkward moment when you realize you'd left the seat up.