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Old December 30 2012, 01:01 PM   #19
Deranged Nasat
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest #66: Happy Holidays to you and your Space Stat

Dukat: "Weyoun... the Dominion occupation is over. Starfleet retook the station three days ago".

Weyoun (pausing): "Ah."

Bashir: "Quark! When I bought these "exotic liquors" from you, I paid good money. And just as I was going to try one, what do I find? One of my own medical labels fixed to the bottles. This is my missing supply of laxatives!"

Quark: "No refunds!"

Sisko: "Quick, Jake. This is a shrouding technique I learnt in my earliest years of training. It renders me totally invisible to security".

Jake (to security): "Just play along".

Season three of "Watching Paint Dry: Bajor" was widely considered inferior, but Sisko stubbornly insisted it was just as good as the first two series. No-one was impressed.

"Morn? Why are you in my Kahless! Of course!"
We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile, and nothing can grow there. Too much, and the best of us is washed away.
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