: "Weyoun... the Dominion occupation is over
. Starfleet retook the station three days ago".
! When I bought these "exotic liquors" from you, I paid good money. And just as I was going to try one, what do I find? One of my own medical labels fixed to the bottles. This is my missing supply of laxatives!"
: "No refunds!"
: "Quick, Jake. This is a shrouding technique I learnt in my earliest years of training. It renders me totally invisible to security".
(to security): "Just play along".
Season three of "Watching Paint Dry: Bajor" was widely considered inferior, but Sisko stubbornly insisted it was just as good as the first two series. No-one was impressed.
"Morn? Why are you in my chimney...by Kahless! Of course!"