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Old December 30 2012, 09:38 AM   #6
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Re: VOY Caption this 96; A Random Collection!!!

Computer, replace all characters with a svelte Amazonian equivalent.

I wonder how this would taste with some leola root?

My mind to your mind
Your loins to my loins.

My thoughts....

No, it's impossible. I can't make you look like the nerdy girl who suddenly becomes hot when you lose your glasses and let your hair down. How do you feel about motorcycle helmet reveals?

Captain's log supplemental - never ask the computer to analyze how many potential dates Harry has lost through social awkwardness!

Got anything that will make the crew stop annoying me?
Just this Midol.

Seven, do you intend on making fart noises with every step I take?

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