A is for androids. Some curvy and alluring. Some yellow and bookish.
B is for Ben Finney. He used to be a great and fun guy, but he looked back on his career one day and just snapped.
C is for the Crystaline Entity. Just think what it would have looked like with today's CGI.
D is for Data's love-making techniques.
E is for Eggs. Will Riker was pretty bad at cooking some of them.
F is for Flint. You'd think someone his age would have learned how to control his temper.
G is for Gaila. She was taken from us too soon.
H is for Hot peppers. Kirk was supposed to pick up a shipment of some for a friend at the time of the Nancy Crater incident.
I is for the ISS Enterprise. Our concubines are the best in the Empire. And the fittest.
J is for the Jenolen. Scotty tried to hitch a ride on her when he retired, but wouldn't ya know it....it ran into a wee spot o' trouble.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for "LET THEM DIE!"
M is for Mother loving McCoy.
N is for Natira's gorgeous dress and makeup. No wonder McCoy fell in love with her. Damn, she looked amazing.
O is for Orgasm. Kirk had one on the transporter console in This Side of Paradise.
P is for Penis. The big, blue, horned alien brute on Rura Penthe had one or more on its knees. I guess.
Q is for Quaint. How Mister Scott descibed a macintosh computers keyboard.
R is for Romulan Ale. Too much of it will F you up.
S is for Spock's cock.
T is for the three bimbos Harry Mudd was trying to sell as wives. Almost all of the Enterprise's female crew were better looking.
Googled the actress that played Natira. In real life she was something.