A is for androids. Some curvy and alluring. Some yellow and bookish.
B is for Ben Finney. He used to be a great and fun guy, but he looked back on his career one day and just snapped.
C is for the Crystaline Entity. Just think what it would have looked like with today's CGI.
D is for Data's love-making techniques.
E is for Eggs. Will Riker was pretty bad at cooking some of them.
F is for Flint. You'd think someone his age would have learned how to control his temper.
G is for Gaila. She was taken from us too soon.
H is for Hot peppers. Kirk was supposed to pick up a shipment of some for a friend at the time of the Nancy Crater incident.
I is for the ISS Enterprise. Our concubines are the best in the Empire. And the fittest.
J is for the Jenolen. Scotty tried to hitch a ride on her when he retired, but wouldn't ya know it....it ran into a wee spot o' trouble.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for "LET THEM DIE!"
M is for Mother loving McCoy.
N is for Natira's gorgeous dress and makeup. No wonder McCoy fell in love with her. Damn, she looked amazing.