A is for androids. Some curvy and alluring. Some yellow and bookish.
B is for Ben Finney. He used to be a great and fun guy, but he looked back on his career one day and just snapped.
C is for the Crystaline Entity. Just think what it would have looked like with today's CGI.
D is for Data's love-making techniques.
E is for Eggs. Will Riker was pretty bad at cooking some of them.
F is for Flint. You'd think someone his age would have learned how to control his temper.