Chakotay smiles as Icheb hands him a festively-wrapped present. "Thank you, Icheb."
"You're welcome, Commander. I have been observing you for several months, and I believe you will find this useful and beneficial."
Chakotay unwraps the gift to find... a box of Kleenex. "Um... it's... it's..." he stutters, not at all sure what to say.
Icheb explains, "I have occasionally passed your cabin when you were meditating. 'A-coo-chi-moy-a' is a very unusual way of sneezing. Is it common to all humans, or only those from your planet?"